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Im an extinct volcano.- nancy lady astor

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.- helen rowland

A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.- portuguese proverb

A wise woman will always let her husband have her way.- richard brinsley sheridan

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.- erica jong

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.- zsa zsa gabor

In my conscience I believe the baggage loves me, for she never speaks well of me herself, nor suffers anybody else to rail at me.- william congreve

It destroys ones nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.- benjamin disraeli

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.- samuel johnson

Married women are kept women, and they are beginning to find it out.- logan pearsall smith

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